i love old spice products i use their deoderant and body spray

i smell so fucking good

people tell me i always smell good

the secret is victoria’s secret’s noir mist

and 

OLD

SPICE

i wish there were more chubby gyaru because chubby gyaru are cute (plus i could copy ur coordinates so i could dress for my size UGH)

i like when ppl from my city follow me on twitter because then i just fuck with them all day by making really stupid and sometimes satanic tweets

wow ok tottaly unrelated but i really liked the ddr song playing and it reminded me of Fly With Me a little i just googled the lyrics to the song and found it and i felt realy good because the singer is

Nina, goddess of dance

who also sings

Fly With Me 

(Source: videohall, via yeoja)

HI CAITLIN DONT READ


i like to have sex and by that i mean a lot of it sometimes i think i have a problem because my ideal amount is like 5 times a day but i only do it twice a day.

i am very confused by why i like sex so much because i actually do not like masturbating the last time i masturbated was when i was like OK one last time before lent cuz i gotta give something up and i gave it up because i never really masturbated a lot in the first place and i figured it could be my safety net since i knew i was gonna fuck jesus over by breaking all my lent rules and ever since then i just havent fapped i like really dont care about fapping but sex OH HELL YES

its like when you gotta get frozen yogurt as a healthier ice cream alternative lol i hate frozen yogurt actually but i FUCKING LOVE ice cream

yes the same rules apply to sex

i just described sex like ice cream

condescending lols will get you punched in the face maya　

i’m going to tell everyone a secret

it’s not really a secret

but i think ppl pretend to care about shaving when really they dont because let me tell you something. i am a hairy ass beast. a motherfucking hairy ass beast. but no one has ever pointed me out an went “EWWW UGH SHAVE!!!!!” i didn’t start shaving until the 10th grade and honestly i dont even shave that often i just kinda wing it. i like shaved skin though i think it’s really nice (i know it’s not widely seen but it’s really just bliss seeing a guy with naked legs hehe) but shaving is actually evil and invented by the devil because you can cut urself while shaving and you gotta clean the tub and it’s so time consuming if ur really hairy and it can cause razor burn and ingrown hairs. shaving is evil but sometimes it is a necessary evil like if it starts to poke out of ur cute panties (laughing because i sound like i shave my pubes when i almost never do) or if you’re like tryna be an olympic swimmer

cleaning the tub is really really hard ad i hate it

i dont like shavin my body hair an ppl go “oh is it because ur feminist?”

no

it’s cuz im lazy an i hate having to clean hair out of the tub　

really not trying to toot my own horn here but im relatively pretty, im intelligent, and i  am a well liked person, but i dont leave my house. i am blessed with many of these good qualities and i feel like they’re wasted on me because there are other ppl in the world who wish they were a little more prettier, or a little more smarter, or even liked by their peers, and im kinda just chilling out in my room 24/7. i know i owe the world not a shit but i wonder if my social anxiety is so bad that i cant have human contact unless it’s through a computer screen. when i go out i stay to myself…even at parties i stay to myself…even at school i stay to myself……..the only time i’m relatively social is when i’m telling someone to fuck off.

i feel like a barbie still boxed up on the shelf or something

like one of those mystery barbies where the plastic is foggy and u cant see shit cuz i hate when ppl look at me too long i have issues i need to work out. 

actually going to cry if he takes my louise away from me