February 2012
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wow this is so embarassing but w/e
so like once i was having a conversation about doggy-style because i dont do it cuz my legs always give out and it hurts and i said
“i think my legs are supposed to be on the inside i saw a hentai pic on tumblr like that”
and the person i was talking to said
“no because i’ve seen a lot of porn and your legs are supposed to be on the...
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today i told someone to please shave their legs so he took out his clippers and shaved parts of his legs for me and it was really nice but
tonight im going to shave the rest off he will have beautiful cleanly shaved legs like ru paul
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makeup sex
i hate going over ppl’s houses and not being able to use a laptop because sometimes it bores tf out of me especially when tristan sleeps all day and caitlin is always watching some unfunny korean game show
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archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
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i stole tristan’s netbook to make this post
will i get in trouble?
stay tuned.
i woke up this morning to find someone (idk who) deleted me off facebook and im mad about it because we were neighbors in a facebook game and i need a certain amount of friends who play the game in order to send the best gifts
whoever you are you just ruined the gift giving for all 10 of my neighbors
a pretty tumblr girl accept my friend request on facebook wowowowow i hope we can become friends c:
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i write too much so i put all my shit on queue
i want all of you to clap for me
why?
i shaved off every spec of hair off my body for the first time in 4 months it was hard work the tub was so fucked up when i was finished haha.
oh and i got my eyebrows done too yay
omg this is real dumb but i just wanted to put down a list of irl friend blogs
my little sister
my boyfriend
my best guyfriend
my best girlfriend
um i have more friends who i mutually follow but these are the people i talk with the most it’s funny how like our blogs are all so different fromm each other but irl we all hang out together and now i’m getting sad cuz we have no...
im sorry for all the text posts but!!!!
im not home and my mom just sent me a message on fb telling me i suck cuz i forgot to wash out the bathtub hehe oops
wanna know something funny i rarely ever mention feminism irl because most of my friends are feminist friendly and i’ve already laid down the law on the ones that mess up and they’re really respectful of my feelings!!!!!!
its just on tumblr or twitter i see lots of rude things and i get mad and i write about them so i dont get too upset about the situation and go off in the wrong way....
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Women asked to be raped and attractive men are... →
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mashiro-iro symphony did NOT turn out the way i wanted it too at first i though he was going to get with Airi (the blonde haired girl) then during the middle i’m like NO SANA (the red haired girl) i was sooo rooting for sana but then in the end he got with Miu urghhhh im so mad
it’s funny cuz at first i liked miu and didn’t care for sana and now it’s the other way around...
wow ok xiaxue i knew you were controversial but really? if a girl who’s bigger than a b gets breast surgery she’s a slut and only got them for male attention?
boob jobs aren’t always because girls want male attention. i mean, even lesbians get boob jobs jfc. if anything it’s probably because of insecurities or a fascination with breasts (i guess im a little of both since i...
so this girl JUST followed me and she said my main blog was perfect and that she’s adding me to her favorites so i went to her blog and the layout it kinda like jasmine-blu’s except she posts better shit and i hope she’s not one of those girls who unfollows because i didn’t follow her back
i like her blog im going to follow her but im going to wait a few days just to see...
i just woke up and i went to the bathroom and i almost forgeot to take off my underwear hahahhaha i was sitting on the toilet and i was like “oh i still have my pants on”
i almost took a shit on myself
i just got some shitty ass news i won’t be able to go back to college until FALL wow and i though i’d only be a NEET until the springtime oh well that means I GOTTA GET A JOB
ppl are REALLY rude to me sometimes and thinks that i can’t say/do things because i am ”””””’feminist””””” and hold it against me
why did you say that girl can’t dress aren’t you a FEMINIST
why do you put so much makeup on aren’t you a FEMINIST
soul calibur is really sexist why do you like it aren’t...
“I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my...”
– I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. (via ceedling)
kugyuu:
for a while now i’ve been wondering why i’ve let myself go and i’ve come to the conclusion that it’s because time i used to spend on plucking my eyebrows, shaving, conditioning my hair, putting on facemasks, applying my makeup, getting pedicures, shopping for 5 inch heels, putting in my weave is now spent in front of my computer with rootbeer and pizza watching anime, reading light...
basedmanga:
i just imagine y’all hardcore kpop lovin niggas to like write fanfics bout yo fav kpop group and like jerk off to photoshopped photos of dem but when they do something that isn’t part of ur ‘grand kpop plan’ y’all lose yo shit and start makin petitions to get them killed.
yo probably the most annoying thing in the world to me rn are these fakeass weaboos coming out of nowhere riding the kawaii train’s dick all because it’s “cute and popular”
i understand you don’t have to have 100% knowledge on something to think it’s cute but really? i see girls with creamy mami iphone cases who have’t even seen one episode. or the people...
my mom: AMIRA!!!!
me: yea?
my mom: do you ever go on fb and your comments just disappear?
me: maybe someone deleted them
my mom: no because we're having a friendly conversation
me: well did you check google?
my mom: no......
*why tf do ppl not use google..........*
i’m catholic so i celebrate lent. like i said before i’m giving up mastrubation, soda (except for weekends), and facebook fights but i think i’ll just change it to internet scuffles in general. on ash wednesday (yesterday) and on fridays i can’t eat meat. and i can only have one meal a day (accompanied with 2 snacks if necessary but they can’t equal up to one full...
i was watching this video of these two girls going off on black people saying all sorts of cruddy shit and then one of them goes,
“why can’t they talk normal? we are very eligible”
uh………………………………………
just got word that my friend’s mom died
wow damn everyone’s dying
all these people calling themselves otakus when they don’t even own anything as simple as a nendroid
i have a friend who lies about the stupidest things
she lies about her height
her weight
she exaggerates stories to post on tumblr
sometimes when she hung around my small group of friends and we’d tell dumb stories she’d literally take our stories or jokes to post on tumblr and i’d be all like wtf why would you do that. me & my friends would see that shit and be like wtf...
i laugh when people get upset that kyary pamyu pamyu is compared to lady gaga. if someone told kyary that she’s like lady gaga she would be thrilled, especially when she named lady gaga as one of her fashion inspirations (along with gwen stefani, christina aigulera, and katy perry)
you know what bothers me? my old best friend and i don’t talk much anymore because we’ve changed and drifted apart. i still keep in contact with her and i do try to talk to her from time to time but she almost never responds (idk if it’s because she’s busy or if she’s doing it purposefully. she’s also going through a lot especially since her father just recently...
i only like to follow a certain blogs at a time, and i feel really bad for people who follow me who’s blogs i really like, but i can’t follow them because then my dashboard gets too hectic. but when someone deletes, stops posting, or their blog just isn’t my cup of tea anymore, i always follow the the people who’s blogs i liked but never follow.
i just wanted to say this...
when people who know me well use words like “rape” “femnazi” and “slut” around me i know they’re trying to provoke me and unfortunately for them i never give them the satisfaction of me acknowledging what they did
about 20 people from my 2011 class are pregnant or have had a baby
and it hasn’t even been a year since we graduated
i know reisterstown is a boring ass place but damn
ok imma tell yall a semi-positive story about sex ed in school since i hear all the rude ass stories about women being told to preserve their purity
in middle school, i remember all the girls being grouped together and we had a sex ed seminar that was about an hour or so long. it was taught by this young guy, i think he was around 25 or so. he compared virginity to a $20 bill. he said the...
Jung Type Descriptions →
INTJ - “Mastermind”. Introverted intellectual with a preference for finding certainty. A builder of systems and the applier of theoretical models. 2.1% of total population.
loner, more interested in intellectual pursuits than relationships or family, not very altruistic, not very complimentary, would rather be friendless than jobless, observer, values solitude, perfectionist, detached,...
for lent i’m going to give up onanism, fb fights, and soda during weekdays
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ratquest:
i just don’t understand guys like that???? shave this and don’t wear that stop smoking but come drink with me she’s a slut but that one doesnt give gobbies so dont bother lmfao rape jokes on fb CALM DOWN ITS THE INTERNET you silly bitch you’re too black shes too white and that one is too orange stop wearing so much make up but start wearing more you’d look great i hate stick thin girls...
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me: i wish they had a fuck you keri hilson tumblr
chazz: keri hilson don't even deserve a tumblr
me: then why lil kim got one?
chazz: well lil kim used to be someone
chazz: keri hilson was never anything
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whenever i hear ppl say “i believe everything happens for a reason” and emphasizes “everything” i get real salty because i’m sure god or fate or some other deity does not want people to be raped, mugged, or thoughtlessly murdered i mean wtf
i had a really good weekend i slept most of the time and ate a shitload of icecream ahaha i’m so mad at myself cuz i said i’d start my diet today but i forgot what day it was. ;___; i’m not in schooling right now so i always forget what the date is. everyday is kinda like one big weekend for me lol
i also got a puella magi madoka magika pen! it says 3 phrases in japanese. i...
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i did the nasty 5 times this weekend and now i need a wheelchair
i’m really hurting smh
i’ve been experimenting with ways to not make my foundation look so damned thick and i think michelle phan was right a stippling brush is the way to go.
that and nude lipstick works as a good ass concealer. but that’s probably not the best tip since i thought of it because my nude lipstick blended in with my natural skintone too much so i was dicking around with it on my skin and it...