wow this is so embarassing but w/e

so like once i was having a conversation about doggy-style because i dont do it cuz my legs always give out and it hurts and i said

“i think my legs are supposed to be on the inside i saw a hentai pic on tumblr like that”

and the person i was talking to said

“no because i’ve seen a lot of porn and your legs are supposed to be on the OUTSIDE you’re an idiot”

and i got quiet and i tried to change the subject and they said

“wow i guess you werent lying when you said you didn’t watch porn”